New News, Everyone!

As you may have noticed, the site has a brand new logo! What else, you ask? You can now wear my fiction, or slap it on whatever Redbubble lets you! All thanks to my great friend, Robert Paul Nixon!

2016: Death and Soup

I know, I know, "where have you been?!?" all four of you ask. Well, I'll tell you! I've been secretly working on a government project to enable squirrels to run completely across the road instead of stalling halfway then pretty much actively seeking death. So far it's been a rip-roaring failure. Squirrels just don't get it, …

Talking about Ghost Boobs with family…

I've never been a boaster. I feel like a b-hole talking about my work, generally, which causes the voices to scream "WAY TO SELF-PROMOTE, YA DIPASS!" in my head on a regular basis, or "on the regular," as I'm pretty sure no one says... So, with my gonzo horror/creatively vulgar novella Gravenfrost out in the wild, …

Drawing a Blank Or…

...The Eternal Struggle between Creative Aspirations and the Real World. Each day I get up, and instead of greeting the dust motes on the brackish light beams that trudge through my “black-out” curtains, I curse. I then try to not look at my ever-expanding yuck-body in the mirror as I put on the clothes laid …

Women, Whiskey, and Werewolves…

When I mentioned to Detroit Graphic Designer and Grindhouse Horror Guru, Nix that I thought of writing a short teaser chapter for my upcoming book "Gravenfrost," he said "let's turn it into a zine." The thought of teaming up with such an amazing artist (he's the mastermind behind the "Antillia" cover) was enough to get my ass …

Gravenfrost

The Devil's Domicile. The notoriously infamous house is just one of the hot spots that cultists, freaks, and other assorted malcontents visit in Gravenfrost, Maine. Founded on ground so tainted it was said to be vomited up from the sea itself, Gravenfrost isn't your average sleepy New England town. When the host of a popular …

Interview with the Vampwriter

A few moons ago (not long enough to be many, yet) I had the privilege to be interviewed by LaLiterati. The questions are interesting. The answers are strange. But that's how I roll. Hope you enjoy it!

One thing I also suck at doing…

...is promoting myself. If I like a product someone else is making, you'll never hear the end of it. But my own stuff? I might mention it in passing while feeling like a selfish prick. I don't know why. I know there's a distinct line between reclusive curmudgeon and a pleasepleasepleasebuymyproduct muppet, but I don't …

Post Haste

Thought I abandoned huge blog already, didn't you, the zero-number of people who have been reading? *listens to nerve-shattering silence* Right. So. Wanna see some cool stuff? Go here. Wanna hear some cool stuff? Got some right here. I'll expound on another post, but in the meantime, enjoy!

Ideas are like assholes

JUST about everyone has one, but when someone has been routing around in yours without permission, you might feel a little violated and stab-inclined. Unless you're into strangers spelunking in your smelly goodie hole... Which is totally ok. I won't judge. I was listening to a radio talk show this morning with two guests talking …